What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?
Coffin Drops
What do Ghost's wear when their eye sight is failing?
Spookicles
What do lady ghosts put on their skin?
Vanishing lotion
What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?
A cold spell
How do bats learn to fly?
They take batting lessons.
If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?
A coffin Break
Why do skeletons always catch a cold?
They get chilled to the bone.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
Sent in by Jenny
Teacher - "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?"
Class - "At once!"
Sent in by Ryan
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Sent in by Kara
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you take before every meal?
A seat.
Sent in by Dylan
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Sent in by Jennifer
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Painter
Painter who?
Painter painting!
Sent in by Jennifer
What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle?
Tarzi pan.
Sent in by Sara
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Sent in by Amy
What would you get if all the cars in the USA were red?
A carnation.
Sent in by Skyler
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet.
Sent in by Brad
What do snowmen have for supper?
Iceburgers.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slope poke.
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
There were too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a gopher?
A tunnel with leaks.
What do you get when you cross a pelican with a lightening bolt?
A big electric bill.
What did the salt say to the popcorn?
Season's greetings.
Sent by Kelsey in Seattle, WA
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool yarn?
A. She had mittens!
First man - "I'm on a seafood diet."
Other man - "Oh yeah?"
First man - "Yeah. Whatever food I see, I eat!"
Why did the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Benoise?
A trum-peuse then he would have been called a "baygull".
Sent in by Kenna in Fairfax, VA
Why did the cow's milk turn sour when she went into the haunted barn?
Because she heard a milk-curdling scream.
Why does the cow go to work every morning?
To make lots of moooola!
